this thing looks freaky without full color.

the bastard

Well it started off as a nice day with the sun out high in the sky (the sun happening to be the same one as off the Teletubbies with the stupid baby face) and i had on this little chainmail outfit which to be honest was not to my taste and i lived in the USA. i was on my way to work when i happened to bump into my boyfriend who happened to be Chris Kline (also known as Oz from American Pie) and he was talking about a baby lochness monster or something or other? and so we got to were i worked (a tattoo/clothes shop) and there were loads of people crowded in the middle.

Chris saw this other girl who worked there who was dressed in the most ridiculous clown outfit ever and went and asked her out so i cried and ran out of the shop for a minute and then walked back in to catch them sucking each others faces. My boss who happened to be called Bart Simpson (no joke this really was his name) asked me if i was ok and then if i wanted to hold the baby lochness monster.i said yes as i am a big lover of animals and was really excited to have a one in a lifetime chance to hold a legendary monster.

baby nessy

when he handed me the lochness monster it was sooooo cute, although i wouldnt say it looked like a lochness monster because it looked like an all black penguin with bright blue eyes and badger stripes across its head but indeed it was the sweetest looking creature i had ever seen and fell in love with it in a animal lovers way and i forgot about Chris who now was nowhere to be seen. i carried the lochness monster outside and the sun from the Teletubbies was laughing at me and then i woke up to the sound of my alarm!!